Monday, September 8, 2008

A journey to correspondent room via principal room :D

As usual, i was sitting in the last bench n having food. Well, listening to the lectures, one of the toughest job i feel. ha ha, what to do, am not a geek!! A typical last bench student. Some 5 mins for break, office boy came to the class, with a printed letter pad in his hand.
"Machan, next hour etho seminar irruku pola, jolly da! we'll go to ground", "venaam da, padathuku polaam", lots of VALUABLE suggestions from ma frnds, in a matter of minute. He gave that letter to the lecturer. "Raja Mohammed, firthose, Prabhakaran.......", some 20 names. You all were asked to meet the principal before lunch!, he announced.
"mama, namaku etho price koduka poraanga da, tats y princi is calling us", i told firthose. "*******(Censored), dont u knw wen to crack jokes?, why princi is calling us da?, enna-va irrukum??", lots of questions. "Who knows, after all i was busy eating n suddenly they are asking us to meet him. let us meet him da",i told him n we all went to princi's room!

"Wait for sometime, principal is busy in a meeting", the office boy told us. "Antha aalu ellam oru periya manushan, avana meet panrathuku naanga wait pannanuma??", i feel like telling this to office boy, but i have continue ma studies in this college for another 6 months. so i controlled myself, he he he. We all waited for almost an hour, n atlast he came. You all come inside after 5 mins, he told n went inside. After a while we all went inside.

"So, wat u guys are thinking, ur not a master if ur into final year" he yelled at us. "Ada loosu payale, naanga ippo appadi sonnoma???, ippo enna nadanthu pochunu intha kathu kathura??", i cant able to convey this to ma beloved princi, so i told myself!! he he. He showed a complaint letter to us, n asked one of us to read it. Nobody moved forward . "I knw nobody will come, you cowards", he yelled at us again. Well, its a complaint letter given by a junior girl. She had mentioned like, we guys teased her a couple of weeks back. To be frank, we guys were surprised to hear that. Do we really did that??

FLASH BACK( imagine a tortoise mosquito coil is rotating in front of u in clockwise direction).......

Two weeks before, we guys were sitting in the site office (its our usual place in college were we all used to sit together in the lunch break n make hell lotta fun). The site office is located in a place like, girls have to cross it while going to hostel mess. Well, its not our fault. N on that day too, we were doing the same, making lotta fun. Of course, tats what guys are all bout!!. There were lots of girls crossing us, n she too was one among them. We guys rely don't know who is she. If some 20 odd guys sitting together, tat place will be filled with noise for sure. Ha ha, it happened on tat day. Nothing else we did. No guy will care bout the surroundings if he is in a gang. N while she crossed us, the level of noise we made went lil bit high. Thats it. Bell rang, n we went to lab.

FLASH BACK OVER( now imagine a tortoise mosquito coil is rotating in front of u in anti clockwise direction).......

Seems like the noise we made on that day disturbed her, and made her to think like, we all targeted her as a group. Oh god, if we explain what happened on tat day to this loosu principal, would he listen to us??. "Sir, actually what happened is....", vinoth started to explain, "Shut up, i don need your explanations", he shouted again. Am planning to suspend you all for a week, the order is ready, u all meet correspondent n collect the suspension order in your department" he told. We guys were shattered on hearing it. He was too harsh on us. We tried to explain him again, but no use. "Go and meet the correspondent, no more explanations". uffffff, we all came out. "Enna machi, intha loosu payyan suspension order athu ithu-nu solraan, ennada panrathu ippo???", firthose started to feel. "let us meet the corres da, no worries", i consoled him n we all went to meet the correspondent.

"Go inside on by one", the office boy told us.
"Machan, nee thaan height-ah irruka, so you go first",
"Mama nee thaan arrear vaikaama irruka, so u go first",
"Dei, nee thaan nalla english pesuva, so u go in first",
ha ha, how awesome to hear all those stuffs
Atlast im the first guy to go inside. "Good afternoon sir", i wished him( romba mukiyam!). My HOD too was sitting inside. Corres asked ma name n was like, do you think wat u did is fair??". "sir, actually wat happened is...", i started, n again the same happened. "I don need your explainations", he shouted. "Loosu-huh pa nee???", i remembered laila's dialog in pithamagan movie!!.
"Sir, he is Hazeena's brother", my HOD told the corres.
"Oh is it??, she is such a wonderful person n why are u spoiling her name in the college by doing all these kinda stuffs??", he shouted at me again.
Well, having a sister who is working as a lecturer in ma college as its own advantage n some disadvantage too like this.

Uffff, am tired of getting scoldings, he's non-stop . He was more harsh than princi. All those harsh words entered ma left ear at a speed of 20 kmph n came out of ma right ear the next moment at a speed of 1000 kmph, he he he . Some 20 mins i guess, atlast he was like, "okie, this is the last warning to you n for all who are standing outside, if u all repeat this, then u guys cant be helped.", he warned me allowed to go n asked the next guy to come in. Atlast, we all came out. Now i started to laugh, firthose continued n the everybody started to laugh. he he he, onli guys can be like this!!

"Machi, after getting the course completion certificate, Princi and corres, rendu peraiyum polakanum da!!, appo thaan ennaku santhoshama irrukum!!", athu varaikum enakulla oru fire irunthute irrukum", ma frnd told me!! .

We all were pretty tired n so we bunked the remaining classes n went to ground!!!

6 comments:

Fahad Y Mohammed said...

Ultimate... you have improved a lot man... I enjoyed each and every word of this post... keep it up...

Bhargavi said...

hahahah... funny ppl! :)

"Machan, nee thaan height-ah irruka, so you go first",
"Mama nee thaan arrear vaikaama irruka, so u go first",
"Dei, nee thaan nalla english pesuva, so u go in first",
highlight!!! :P

site office... nalla paeru vekkaringa..

apram... princi n corres ah polandhingala illaiya?!

Raja Mohammed R M said...

@bhagi.

adichi polakalaam-nu thaan paathom...but princi left the college....corres-ah adika plan seriya amaiyala...

Syed Riyaz said...

Think u are on the high in writing the blog. Really superb.I too wish to write a blog when i read yours.

Unknown said...

Dei anna ...
kalakura da!!
very impressive to read!!yar post was too good...apdiyae oru BOYS gang la nadakura vishayam!!conclusively the resolutions of ya guys - ultimate touch!!

NMN said...

machi, superb da, ur narration made me to laugh, very well, keep going.....