ANDA VAAYAN!!

After coming here to saudi, there were lotta changes in me..n the main thing was, if at all i get bored, i used to go to other's room and talk alot!!
Well, Non Stop talking isn't new for me, but still, the way am talking nowadays, its surely something new!! Many wouldn't know bout this.

Last weekend, i dint felt sleepy. It was 11pm, i watched achamundu achamundu movie, then a lil chat with ranjith, did all kinda stuffs to kill ma time, but watever i did, i felt bored! N so i decided to go to Muzammil's room. Muzammil is ma senior engineer!!

Muzzamil : Vaada thadi thaandavaraaya!!

Me : Excuse me, yaara paathu thadi-nu solreenga..am pretty lean u knw!

Muzzamil : Dei, unnake manasaatchi illaya da?

Me : Ennaku athellam iruku na! Even yesterday my mom called me n told like i had become lean.

Muzzamil : Ada kadavule, yen da ippadi??

Me : I'll explain u, listen. Actually, my mom wants me to be lean n smart like surya! But enaala, athellam mudiyaathu. So i told her i cant, but still she insisted me to reduce ma weight! But naan koraikala. Well, intha idathula u should ask me why????

Muzzamil : ...

Me : Seri ok, u dint ask me why, but i'll assume that ya asked me why?, n now i'll give u the reason for yar why!!

Muzzamil : Dei...

Me :Aavasarapadaatheenga,i'll tell u! Ennaku Neraya gal frnds irukaanga..they all told like, my small lil thoppai adds beauty to me. Athanaala thaan i dint try to reduce ma belly. I told this to ma mom. Well, at this place, u have to ask me like wat yar mom replied.

Muzzamil :

Me: Seri ok, neenga kekala, but i'll assume that, ya asked me like wat ur mom replied for tat, n now, i'll tell u wat my mom told for that..

Muzzamil : Dei venaam da...

Me: Ada, chumma kelunga!! My mom was like, seri da, nee un gals frnds sonna maathirye pannu, but nee thoppai-ya koracha thaan unnaku kalyaanam-nu sollitaanga!! Naan eppo thoppaiya korachu kalyaanam pannikarathu, so i decided to reduce ma belly! Well, at this time ya have to ask me like, koranchutha???

Muzzamil :

Me: Seri ok, u wont ask, but i'll tell u!! Actually i got redcued a bit! But ma weight is the same na, no change in that! Yeravum illa, irangavum illa!

Muzzamil: Seri ok

"May i come in??", someone asked me, wen i turned back it was Mr.Aariff!!

Me: Vaanga aarif, we were talking bout you onli, 100yrs ungalukku!!

Muzammil :

Aariff: Oh is it, thanks, wat were ya guys talking??

Me: Solraen, actuall-ah, after coming to saudi, ya had become very lean-na, atha pathi thaan discuss pannitu irunthom!

Aariff: Oh..

Me: Enna Oh-nu solli simple-a mudichiteenga?? ippadi thaan once, wen i was studyin in 12th std, one incident happened..

Muzzamil: dei mavane, venaam da....

Aariff: ada irunga bhai, athaan yetho solla varaar-la, y are u stoping him..

Muzzamil: Unga thalaiyelutha yaarala maatha muidyum, nalla kelunga!!


Me: Yeah, aariff, neenga kelunga..Enna sollitu irunthaen?? yeah yeah, wen i was in ma 12th std, i got centum in maths test, and wen i told it to ma sister, avangalum "Oh"-nu thaan sonaanga..I immediately asked her like, why are u telling "OH", she told me like," Oh Oh"-nu sonna nalla irukaathu...thats y told like Oh"!! I liked that reply. And i too expected the same reply from you, but u stopped with a single Oh!! But paravalla irukattum, i'll manage!! Namakulla enna irukku!!

Aariff:

Muzamil : Dei, oru "oh"-ku, ivlo periya velakama?? why like this???

Me: Why like this?? I rem once ma frnd asked me the same-na..actually during my first yr at college....

Aariff: Helloooo?? wat??? i cant hear u properly, i think the signal i weak, wait i'll come out!!"

Me: ???Phone adicha maathiriye theriyalaye????

Muzammil: He is smart, escaped from u soon, but naan thaan maatikitaen.

Me : Seri ok, let him go now!! I'll meet him later n explain him..Now u listen...

Muzammil : Ennada???

Me: Actual-ah, wen i was in ma 1st yr at college...

Muzammil: Dei, ithuku mela oru vaartha pesna, naan azuthuduvaen..

Me: Ada, chumma kelunga-na...

Muzammil: DEI ANDA VAAYA!! Thayavu senchu niruthu da!!

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