REACHED HAND BUT NOT THE MOUTH :P

"Whhhhhhaaaaaaaaat??????"
"Wow, a miracle!!"
"Its gonna rain today for sure"

This is how everybody reacted when I tol them that am leaving to madina!
"But who cares about all that, after all its a miracle indeed!!

The journey will be some 5 hrs long, and we all started at 6.30 pm!
"Its better we take some snacks with us, or we will have some food coz it will be almost 12 to reach there and we all will be hungry!", nobody listened to Shahul's advise!!

Atlast we started!

May be for the first two hours we dint felt anything until Razvi came up with these words!
"Dei, Am feeling damn hungry, we could have had food before starting!"
"Thats is why I told you before, but who listened!", Shahul yelled at me!
"Dai, am yar senior engineer, over-ah sound vidaatha!", I yelled back at him!

Somehow we managed to control ourself n reached madina at midnight somewhere around 11.45!Just a matter of second we got down from the car, our eyes were searching for a restaurant nearby!

"Dei, there is a place nearby where we can get this masala milk, I had been there when I came here last year!, It will be awesome", Razvi told me!
"Excuse me, this is not chennai or vellore to get masala milk!, its saudi", I replied back!
"Masala Milk doesn't have any origin", Aarif told!
"Wow, watta a dialog!!, super!!", I replied!

"The way am feeling hungry now, those milk stuffs wont do good!! Lets have something heavy n then will come back to this masala milk stuff", I told all!
We all started to walk in the streets of madina, and in the way we found Albaik!
"Wow, Albaik, lets go", Aarif told me!
"Nope, I've heard like Mutton Mandhi will be awesome in madina, We will try that", Razvi told!
"Kandipa anga ponuma?? Kannuku munaadi Albaik irruku, atha vitutuuuuuuuu", but razvi dint allow me to continue.
"We will go there, Avlo thaan! Ivlo thooram vanthutu Mandhi saapdaama pona eppadi?", he replied!

We all agreed and searched for a restaurant where we can get Mandhi!
After some 15 mins on searching, we found one!
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaayyy", I shouted and immediately went inside!
We found none eating inside! Obvious, at midnight 12.30, one cannot expect people having dinner!!

"Do u have mandhi", I asked the server!
"????????", he stared at me!!
"Machi, he donno english da", Razvi discoverd one of the greatest secret of the world.
"Bhai, Ithar mandhi he??", he asked him in hindhi!
"????????", He stared again!
"Machi, he donno hindhi too da", Now I discovered the greatest secret!
"Madhi Fhi??", aarif asked him in arabic!
"Fhi, ^^^&&#$^##%#*#* &#%#*@(@(^#%*# ^#%%@^#&#^#", he told something, but we understood nothing!
"Arba"( means 4), I told him!!
He nodded his head and went!

5 mins passed! He came back with a big plate!

"Yes yes yes, come soon", I was pretty eager to eat!
He kept the plate on table!
"#$%#$%$# #$%#$%^$%^ $^%$%^#% #$%$#%##$" again he told something in arabic, but we understood nothing!
"Anna, wat he is telling?", I asked Razvi!
"Who knows?", The easiest of the reply!

We all were damn hungry, and without wasting anymore time, we started to eat!!
Just a spoon of rice i tasted, I was about to spit it out immediately!!
"Anna, its damn poor, very soar! No taste at all", I cried!!
"Appadiya?? iru I'll try", Razvi told me and took a spoon full of rice n tasted it!
Thats it, he dint tell anything after that!!

We all looked each other!
"Olunga Albaik poirukalama??", Shahul told all!
"Dai, over-ah pesaatha, am yar senior engineer!!", I replied!

"I cannot eat it anymore, Its very poor", Aarif told me!
"Seri vidunga, lets go back to Albaik", I told all!

We payed 50 riyals for nothing!!
"50 riyals waste-ah pochu!", Shahul shouted!
"Dei over-ah pesaatha, Am yar senior Engineer!!", obviously the same reply from me!

we went back to Albaik!
Some 20 mins back, we found the same Al Baik opened for service, but nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, ITS CLOSED!!

"Pochu pochu, Ithuvum pochu", Shahul yelled!!
"Dai.....", I started.
"Okie, I understand, You are my senior Engineer", He replied!
"Exactly", I replied!

"Seri vidu, we will go for that masala milk", Razvi told all!
We went there!

Thank god, the shop was opened!
"Masala milk Fhi??" Razvi asked some guy there!
"????????", he stared at us!
"Ennada, he donno arabi or wat??", razvi asked me!
"He know arabi, but he dunno Masala milk", I told!
"Dhoodh dhoodh", I told that guy!
"??????", he stared again!
"Enna elavu da ithu, ivannuku eppadi solli puriya vaikarathu?", Aarif got frustrated!
"No tension, No fear when Raja is here", I told all
"Arabi-la milk-na Haleeb-nu artham", I told
"Haleeb fhi??", I asked him!
"Maafhi", He replied in a single word!

"Maaffhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii", We all got pissed off!
"Pochu pochu, ithuvum pochu", Shahul started again!
"Dai....", I started!
"Rightu vidunga", He stopped!

"Well, innaiku night patni thaan", we all decided, as all other restaurants were closed!
"Ufffff, alteast take that cigar, we will have a fag", Razvi told me!
"Yeah sure", I replied!
I took the pack out and we all took one!
"Dei, give me the lighter", Razvi asked me!
I searched in my pocket, but i was not able to find!
"Anna, i guess its with you, check yar pocket", I told Razvi.
"Dei, I dont have da", he replied!

"Uffffffffffffff...", Shahul started!

"Pochu pochu, ithuvum pochu, Itha thaana solla pora??", I asked him!
"Seri freeya vidu, no tension", I replied!

"Enna na, oru dum kooda adika mudila", I told Razvi!
"Vidu da, REACHED HAND BUT NOT THE MOUTH", he replied!
"what??", I asked him!
"KAI-KU YETNATHU VAAIKU YETALA MACHI", he replied!!!
"EXACTLY", I smiled!!