Short Term Memory Loss!

I neva thot like i should write this in ma blog, but just when i was explaining it to ma sis, i just felt like, i should write it!! N yea, am here with ma new post!!

It happened during ma first yr of coll, after completing the second sem examz, all ma skool guys had planned to go somewhere out for a day!!
Enga oorla, oru naal full-ah spend panra maathiri enna idam irruku??
"Morning oru movie, afternoon oru movie, evening oru movie, Eppadi da machi en idea?", one fella told!
"Poda P*******u, idea kodukuraanaam idea!!", another fella yelled!

And after sometime we decided to go to GREEN THUNDER THEME PARK(well, the so called theme park!)

The next day morning, we all were ready, and as i dint have bike at that time, sathi came to ma home to pick me up, n we started n reached the place by 9.30!
"Dei, lockers-ku, we gotto pay Rs.100 deposit da.., 25 eduthutu remaining 75, key return pannum pothu tharuvaangalaam" santosh told me as if he discovered something great!
"Avlo kaasu koduthu lockers vaanganum-nu avasiyam illa, irukarathu oru pant, oru tshirt, ithuku lockers oru keda??", Sathi replied!

We guys were waiting for remaining guys to join us, but asusual, those guys made it pretty late.
Waiting for them, santosh lost his patience, and called me.
"Dei bhai, come, lets get in...avanga porumaiya varatum" he told.
And even i was kinda eager to go for some water rides, i joined him, we both went for a ride!!

"Look at there, tat ride will be an awesome fun, we'll go there!
"dei, u go first", i tols Santosh.
"yeah machi, i'll", he told and went immediately.
After some 5 mins, i got ready to gor for the ride, n yea, i started too!!
Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!! Ssssssssssspppppppppppplllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!
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Thats it!

"Wen i woke up, i was in a hospital. Ma dad, uncle and aunt was sittin next to me! I looked around, its not exactly an hospital, its something like, Scan center!

"NAAN ENGA IRUKAEN", he he, to be frank, i thot of askin this onli, to give some cinema effect! But i dint.
"Hmmm, so he is ok now, lets go home", ma uncle told ma dad.
I looked around again, this time i was searching for ma mom n sis! But they both were not there!!
We started, and for the next 10 mins i dint talk anything!

I had no clue bout wat had happened and i tried to remember, but all in vain.

"Oru vela mela irunthu kizha vizunthutu irupeno??"
"Vizunthiruntha adi patrukume, but am fine na, so no chance for tat"
"Oru vela pallu ethavathu odanchitu irukumo??" with ma tongue, i checked ma teeth. But ma teeths were perfect! Sema strong. Thanks to COlgate!

"Then wat happened??", i asked myself.
"Unlce, wat happened to me?", i asked
"Nothing", ma dad replied!
"Well, i asked ma uncle, y ma dad is answering??, oru vela prechana uncle-ka??", i asked myself again!
"ada suma irunga, nothing-nu sonna, he'll confuse himself again..tats not good for him", aunt interrupted in between.
"U fell down and got hit in yar head, the next moment u forgot everything and just now you're normal!", aunty told
"ha ha, ivlo vishayam nadanthurukaaaaaa", i thot!

After some 40 mins, i reached home, and to my surprise sathish was waiting for me in ma home!
The next 10 mins, all happened, my mom cried, ma sis hugged me...ufff, they treated me like, as if am back from a byepass surgery!
I took sometime for me to settle down, but still i donno wat had happened!!
Myself and sathi went to my room n started talking.
"Machi, ennada aachu ennaku??" i asked him
I just asked him like wat happened, but he scolded me in all kinda bad words.
"P*******u naaye, engala elaam payathiyakaarana aakitiye da", he shouted again
"Dei, ippo enna aachunu solla poriya illaya?", i said
"Nee panna koothuku, unnaku history of happening, geography of the incidents elaam sollanuma??" he yelled at me!!
"Yeah, solli thaan aaganum", i replied him patiently!!
"solli tholayuraen, kelu...", he started...

The next 30 mins, i laughed like hell, ha ha, tat was kinda serious, but damn funny!
Appadi enna thaan aachu?????
Lets rewind...

Ding dong(Flash Back effect)

After some 5 mins, i got ready to gor for the ride, n yea, i started too!!
Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!! Ssssssssssspppppppppppplllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!

"Dei naaye, inga oru payyan ninutu irukaan-nu theriyala unnaku?? appadiye vanthu mothuriye?? Nalla vela antha payyanukku onnum aagala", San told.
Some of ma frnds went and cheked that guy, thank god, he dint got any injury!

"Oops, machi ur bleeding. Your lips got injured" Sathi told
I dint reply
"Dei, nee konja neram anga poi ukaaru, rest edu, dont come now", San told
I dint reply
I went and sat at the corner of the swimming pool.
After some 10 mins, i called sathish.
"Solda machi, bleeding ninuducha??, it got swollen da", he said
"Mama, athellam vidu da, ippo thaan ennaku thonuthu, naan varum pothu veetla sollitu vanthena??", i asked him
"Dei naaye, ennada olarra?, naan thaanada unna veetuku vanthu kootitu ponaen, appuram enna??"
"Mama, athellam vidu da, ippo thaan ennaku thonuthu, naan varum pothu veetla sollitu vanthena??", i asked him again!!
"Dei loosu, comedy panaatha da", sathi replied
"Dei mama, Naan varum pothu veetla sollitu varala da, enna theduvaanga veetla ippo", I said!
"Dei ennada, ennenamo solra??, Nee sollitu thaan da vantha, ur mom too was standing outside wen we both started", sathi replied
"Are u sure da??" i asked him
"Sure da machi, nee konja neram amaithiya ukaaru da" Sathi got lil afraid n told me in a kinda low tone


"Machi, innoru matter da", i asked him again
"Ennada?, he replied
"Dei, namakku semester exams elaam mudinchiducha??", i asked him
"Dei venna, athellam mudinchuduchu da, nee thayavu senchu ethaiyum yosikaama, konjam neram rest edu", he replied
"oh, appo results vanthuducha da?", i asked him again
"Dei, nethu thaan da exam mudinchuthu, ennada aachu unnaku??", he asked me!!
"illa da, elaam maranathu poita maathiriye irruku", i replied
"Athellam onnum illa da, nee idichikittala, athaanala you're feeling like that, you take rest da.

"Mama, un peru sathish thaana??" I asked him
Ivlo neram amaithiya iruntha sathish, the moment wen i asked like tat, got tensed.
He called all the guys.
"Dei, ivan ennenamo solraan da, Un peru sathish-ah?, namakku results vanthuduchaan-nu elaam kekuraan da, ennaku bayama irruku", he told to ma guys!
"Dei, he is playing da", ranjith replied
"Un peru ranjith thaana, un phone number 98949***** thaana??", i asked
"Athaan elaam correct-ah solriye da, appuram enna, tension aagaama iru", Ranjith replied
"illa da, i feel like i forgot everything, ennaku ethuvume gnyabagam illa", i replied
"athellam onnum illa mama, please be qiute, ethuvum pesaatha konja nerathuku, amaithiya poi ukaaru", he told
"Un peru ranjith thaana, un phone number 98949***** thaana??", i started again
"Mama, ennada aachu unnaku?", ranjith asked
"Un peru ranjith thaana, un phone number 98949***** thaana??", again i asked the same
Ranjith dint talk this time

"Dei something is wrong, better we call his dad da", San told to other guys
"wait da, if his dad knows this, he'll get tensed, let us try something first, then we'll inform him", sathi replied
"En peru Raja thaana? naan abdul hakeem-la thaana padikiraen??, Mechanical Dept thaana?, naama elaam orae skool-la thaana padichom??", I was keep on blaberring.
"Inga paaru da, ivlo neram nammala thaan yaaru-nu ketutu irunthaan, ippo ennada-na, avanaye avan yaarunu kekuraan?" Ranjith said.
"Dei venna kelapa, intha nerathula kooda unnaku comedy kekutha?" Praveen shouted at ranjith!

"En peru Raja thaana? naan abdul hakeem-la thaana padikiraen??, Mechanical Dept thaana?, naama elaam orae skool-la thaana padichom??", i started again
"Yes da, nee sonnathu elaam correct thaan, unnaku elaam gnyabagam irruku da", san told me
"En peru Raja thaana? naan abdul hakeem-la thaana padikiraen??, Mechanical Dept thaana?, naama elaam orae skool-la thaana padichom??", i asked again
"Dei, you're confusing yourself, konjam neram paduthu thoongu da", praveen told me
"En peru Raja thaana? naan abdul hakeem-la thaana padikiraen??, Mechanical Dept thaana?, naama elaam orae skool-la thaana padichom??"
"En peru Raja thaana? naan abdul hakeem-la thaana padikiraen??, Mechanical Dept thaana?, naama elaam orae skool-la thaana padichom??"
"En peru Raja thaana? naan abdul hakeem-la thaana padikiraen??, Mechanical Dept thaana?, naama elaam orae skool-la thaana padichom??"
"En peru Raja thaana? naan abdul hakeem-la thaana padikiraen??, Mechanical Dept thaana?, naama elaam orae skool-la thaana padichom??"


Guess, i would've asked the same for 50 times, and atlast i started to cry out louder.
"Ennaku elaame maranthu pochu, ethuvum gnyabagam illa", i cried like hell!

Knowing tat the matter is getting serious, sathish called ma dad

Dad: Sollu sathish, enna vishayam, enga irukeenga elaarum?
Sathish: Uncle, veetla iruntha, konjam velila vanthu pesunga
Dad: Yeah sollu pa, enna aachu
Sathish: Onnum illa uncle, raja kizha vizunthutaan, thalaila light-ah adi patuduchu, ippo thideernu elaam maranthu pochu-nu solli azhuvuraan, neenga konjam vareengala?
Dad: Ennada solra?? wat happened??
Sathish: Onnum illa uncle, neenga bayapadaatheenga, he is alright, neenga inga vaanga

The next moment, dad called ma uncle as his clinic is very near to the theme park, and without telling ma mom and sis anything bout wat happened, ma dad started.
Before ma dad reach there, ma uncle came!

'Unnnnccccccllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeee, am not able to remember anything, feel like i forgot all", i cried!!
"Dei, ivana paaruda, elaam maranthu pochunu solraan, but uncle-nu correct-ah kandupidichitaan, engeyo idikuthee", ranjith told!!
"Mooditu konja neram amaithiya iru, joke adikaatha", praveen replied.
"Illa mama, athavathu naan enna solla varaen-na....", ranjith started
"Dei, SHUT", praveen Shouted.
"DOne machi",Ranjith replied!
After sometime ma dad too came!
Daddddddyyyyyyyy, am not able to remember anything, feel like i forgot all", i cried!!
"Dei, marapadiyum paaruda, athe dialog, athe slang, but uncle-ah thookitu, daddy-nu maathitaan, ennada comedy panraan??", ranjith started again!
This time none listened to him. So obviously he had no other go other than to shut his mouth!

Ma dad n uncle, took me to Hospital!!

While going, i notice tat the front mirror in the car was broken.
"Dad, wat happened to the mirror, how it got broken??", i asked him
"While driving, Some stone fell from a lorry yesterday, n it got broken" He replied.
"oh, ok", i said.
I kept quite for sometime. Then i started again.
"Dad, wat happened to the mirror, how it got broken??", i asked him again
He replied the same.
"Oh ok", i said.
"Dad, wat happened to the mirror, how it got broken"
After askin all nonsense repeatedly, i reached hospital, and they scanned my head!

My brain got moved a bit coz of the shock wen i got hit in ma head! and so yea, i did all those nonsense. They gave something to me, n made me to sleep. And
after some 5 hrs of sleeping without shaking ma head, i was back to normal, but forgot everythin happened on tat day!

"Ithu thaan machi nadanthathu!", sathi told!!
I was keep on laughing like hell!
"Machi, intha alavukku nadanthuducha, romba kashtam po. Irunthaalum sema comedy da!!", i started laughing again!
"Dei naaye, sirikaatha da, unna kattitu naanga patta avastha enagalukku thaan da theriyum!!" he scolded me!
"Its all in the game maame", i replied.

"Aana machi, i dint understand onething, am wondering about it" he told!
"Ennada?", i asked him
"U blabbered about everything this morning, about me, ranjith, ur dad, akka, mom, even bout urself, but u neva spoke or olarified a single word about ur gal da, eppadi??", he asked me!!
"Ha ha, brain kozhambi pona kooda naanga elaam ushaara irupom maame", i replied!!