VAT 69!

To start with, lemme tell u all something!!
I got lotta well wishers who cares for me! I hereby ask sorry to all for wat i've did!! I request for exculpation!

N here it goes....

"Machi, its not been not even 24hrs since we both had HOT n so we are planning for beer tonight!", Blaky told me!
"Thats yar problem, not for me and arun", I replied immediately!
"Do watever idiot! You wont change. Mind it, this is the first time yar gonna have Hot drinks!, so be careful", Fahad warned me!
"Dei dei, Naanga elaam romba steady da"( I will be steady), i replied!
"Ethavathu panni thola"(Get lost), blaky got irritated!

"Seri, me and blaky will make a move now, you both get the stuffs n come home soon", i told arun and fahad!
"Dei, give me some money da, i dont have sufficient amount", arun told!
"Here it is, take 500Rs", I gave him!
"Wat brand da?", he asked me again!
"Ask fahad, why are u asking as if am a professional drunkard", I replied him and started!

The next hour, we acted too fast n made everything ready for wat we call as BACHERLOR'S PARTY!

"Wat brand ya brought??", I asked him extreme curiosity!
"Dont urge maame! Everything is for you only", he told n opened the pack!

VAT 69!!

"We asked for TEACHERS da!, but it wasn't available anywhere!, even this is good! Scotch Sarakku!! Enjoyyyy mamuuuuuuuu", Fahad told me!

"Dei mama, mix panni kodu da", I asked blaky!
"Ada p________u, mix kooda panna therila, nee elaam ethuku da kudikira?? (You dont even knw to mix properly n for wat the heck yar having it?), Blaky shouted at me!
"Dei, as i told before, am not a expert in all this stuffs, you mix for the first round, i'll pick up!", I told him politely as if am gonna learn some engineering subject from him!

Using all kinda bad words, he mixed the drink for me!!
"Quarter glass of VAT 69, Quarter glass of water, half a glass of 7up!!"

"CHEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS!! This is for all of us!!" we all made a toast!
"Have it sip by sip!! dont urge!!", Blaky advised me!

May be it took some 20 mins for me to complete my first round!!
I saw arun! He would've had just a sip i guess! He reacted like as if he's gonna vomit!!
"I'll quit da, My stomach is kinda upset!", Arun told!
"Dei, why are u doing like this, u could've told this before itself na, we would've bought a quarter!, now its gonna be waste", Fahad yelled at him!!
"Waste??????, when RAJA is here, No FEAR", I told!
"Dei, first round-laye ivanukku yeridichu da"( He's gone mad in the first round itself), Ranjith told all!
"Am steady machi!", I replied him!

"Dei, quarter itself is too much for the one who is drinking for the first time, so listen to me!" Blaky told me!
"Dont worry maamu, I'll take care", I made his mouth shut with a single reply!
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I donno how long I took, But i completed HALF!!!

"Mama, bottlee gaali aaiduchu da"(The bottle is empty da), I told blaky!
"Dei, unnaku over aaiduchu, poi padu po" ( yar boozed too much, go to bed), Blaky told me!
"Illa mama, bottle gaali aaiduchu da"(No da, the bottle is empty), I told again!
"Naan kelamburaen da saami, aala vidunga, ivan kitta maatna, naan gaali" (Am moving outta here, I wont be able to manage this guy), Ranjith tried to escape from the scene!
"Dei mama, enga da pora",(Hey, wer are u goin?), I asked him!
"Nothing da, I heard some sound there, I'll check it n come back", He replied!
"Thats nothing da, I onli throwed stone, U sit here, we'll talk!", I told him!
"Uffff, Kashtam...Romba Kashtam", he told something n sat!

"Mama, you all my best frnds da, I love you all!", I told
"We love u too da, let us go n sleep now", Blaky told!
"Wat's this da, onli blaky is replying, dont u guys love me???", I asked again!
"Yeah da, we all love you, Now shut n go to bed", Everybody shouted at me!!

"Wat's this da, you guy's are shouting, so u dont love me, just replying for my sake!", I just acted like crying!!
"Dei, this is too much, I cant see all this, pls leave me, am goin to sleep", Ranjith started again!
"Dei mama, wat's this da, wat will i do if yar gone, whom else I've other than you", I cried again!!
"Moodra _________", he shouted this time!

"Dei, at the beginning itself I told you to control him, but you never did tat, n see now, he is doing all kinda nonsense", Fahad shouted at Blaky!
"He he he, why you guys are fighting da, did I do anything wrong???", I laughed n cried at the same time!!
"Nothing, just shut n go to bed, orelse I'll kill you!", Blaky shouted!

"Machi, I've a doubt da", I asked him!
"Wat the hell??", he shouted at me back!
"Why are you always shouting, you dont love me!! Am your best friend", I cried again!
"Seri sorry da, wats yar dooubt?", he asked me politely!
"Huhhh, this is good, I love you!", I replied!
"Is this yar doubt?", he asked me!
"No da", I replied!
"Then wat??", He asked again!
"I had HALF, but still am steady!, but this guy just had a sip, but why he is sleeping????", I pointed out arun who was sleeping like hell on the couch!
"You ask him", He replied!

"Arun mama...Aruuunnnnnn, mama....maamuuu, wake up...why are you sleeping?", I tried to woke him up, but no reaction from him!
I turned back, nobody was there!!
"Dei mama...wer are u all da??", I shouted!
NO REPLY!
I stood up and somehow managed to get in to the bed room!
"Hey, wen you all came here da, I was searching in the hall", I told
"We came an hour back da", someone replied but I really donno who!

I walked slowly, but all of a sudden, I fell down on someone!!
"Ammmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa", He shouted!
"Oh sorry da, may I knw who is this???", I slowly opened the blanket!
Poor ranjith, was shouting in pain!
"Sorry mama, pls forgive me da, plssss", I cried!!
"________________________________", all kinda bad words from him, and i was laughing like hell!!

I started again!!
Ranjith, Blaky, Fahad.....I tortured all!!!
Instead of scloding me, they were fighting between each other for allowing me to drink!!

"Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa", I cried like hell!! This time seriously!
"Wat da", everybody came near to me!
And I started!!
"Am feeling hard da!, I dont wanna go back!! Am feeling alone! I dont have anybody now! I compromised my life!! I dont like this", I bursted with all kinda emotions bout my family, my past love!! Everything.............

And it was 4 am in the morning, i got steady lil bit, and slept n allowed others to sleep too!!


It was 12pm the next day, I woke up!
Nobody was there in the bedroom! I heard the sound from TV n went to hall!!
Everybody Stared at me!! And ranjith in special, luked at me in extreme anger!

"Vaada Nallavane", he invited me!
"Hi mama, sorry!! Night konjam over aaiduchu!", I told all!
The next second, I never got such kinda punches n kicks in my life! I got it all from my guys!!

VAT 69 did it!!!!

AM BACK!

Sunday, September 6, 2009
Ufff...its been almost three months since i wrote for my blog n yea its a Looooong gap!

I had lotta stuffs to share with you all n ofcourse its all about my india trip!
I broke in with lotta posts when i was in india, but time dint permit me to ramble on.
The trip to remember! Lotta happiness, emotions, fun, booze parties with ma guys, my sister's marriage...well well well...my trip was filled with all kinda stuffs and each n every second left a striking imprint in my heart!

N now, am back to saudi n being redundant most of the time, I started with what i had been doing before!!
Keep sighting my blog!
AM BACK!!

Basmathi Rice - 12mm x 17mm size! :P

I just came to cabin from site.
Gosh, even at night times, i was sweating alot. Coz of this ramzan month, we are working in night shifts as working in day time is pretty difficult that too while in fasting.

Last week.....

We were given a deadline to complete the work in a particular floor, and hence we started pushing our sub contractors to bring more man power and speed up the work.For any work to be done in time, that too in construction field, the main thing we need is the materials. If we have material in the stock, we can complete any kinda job in time! So we had put the indent for all materials which we need to complete the work and passed the indent to our purchase department.

Today....

My phone started ringing!
It was anwar, my foreman calling from the other side.
"Salaam Raja bhai!!", anwar greeted me.
"walaikum salaam anwar, bholiye", I replied. ( Bholiye - "Tell me" )

Anwar: Raja bhai, aaj kaam ka saaman nahi hai!! ( We dont have materials for today's work)
Me: Acha, meh indent pehale daalthiya bhai. Tum ek Kaam karo, aaj first basement-ka supports poora daalo, meh material-ka arrange karega ( Oh, i had put the indent before. You do onething, fix the supports in the first basement, i'll arrange for the materials in between)
Anwar: Teeke bhai, aur materila kal aayega?? ( ok, can we expect the materials to come tommorrow)
Raja: Insha Allah

I hanged the line.

I searched for Mr.Kaleel's number in my mobile. He is the purchase executive for my site!! and more importantly, he is a tamilan!!

I called him!

Me: Kaleel bhai, enga irukeenga?
Kaleel: Am in office, enna matter sollunga!
Me: last week Materials indent potom, enna aachu?? oru material kooda varala innum!
Kaleel: Last week ah? innaiku thaan athu en table-ku vanthuchu!!

" ____________ purchase dept" i scolded in my heart!

Me: Kashtam. We are in urgency now, Konjam seekarama yerpaadu pannunga!
Kaleel: Yeah, i'll try my level best!
Me: ok kaleel bhai! and one important matter.
Kaleel : Enna sollunga!
Me: ANTHA INDENT-LA "PONNI ARUSI" IRUKULA?
Kaleel: YEAH YEAH, IRRUKU
Me: THATS GOOD. QUANTITY 35 NOS THAANA IRRUKU?
Kaleel: YEAH.
Me: OK BHAI, MARANTHUDAATHEENGA, "PONNI ARUSI 12MM X 17MM SIZE WITH RED OXIDE COATING".
Kaleel: YEAH, I'LL TAKE CARE. U DONT WORRY. I'LL TRY TO DELIVER THE MATERIAL BY TOMMORROW.
Me: ok, cya!!

I hanged the line!

Just a matter of minute i hanged the line, anwar called me again!

Me: Kya bhai?, bholo!
Anwar: Raja bhai, meh abhi dehkna, MERAKO PONNI ARUSI AUR BASMATHI RICE THO CHAHIYE BHAI" ( JUST NOW I CHECKED, I NEED PONNI RICE AND ALSO BASMATHI RICE)
Me: Kya anwar, heh kyun pehle nahi bhola?? ( Wat is this anwar, why dint you inform me before)
Anwar: Meh abhi dehkna bhai, kya karega! ( Me just now noticed, wat to do?)
Me: Acha teeke, koi mushkil nahi! Meh dekhna ( Thats ok, i'll see)
I hanged the line and then i called kaleel again.

Me: Kaleel bhai, sorry to disturb you again.
Kaleel: Paravalla sollunga!
Me: Ippo thaan site-la irunthu call vanthuchu. Basmathi rice kooda venumaam!
Kaleel: Prechana illa, evlo quantity?
Me: Ithuvum 35 nos theva paduthu! Again the same, Basmathi rice with Red oxide coating, 12mm X 17mm size.
Kaleel: Ok, naan arrange panraen.

I hanged the line.

"Basmathi rice ok, but ponni arusi seriya vegaathe...enna panrathu??" I was seriously thinking!!

........

Suddenly someone called me n i woke up from deep sleep!
ha ha, it all happened in dreams! I started laughing!
"Namma padicha engineering elaam oru second-la comedy-ah poche, all these basmathi rice, ponni arusi!!", I thought.
Luckily, my dream got disturbed before i receive the material, orelse who knows i would've cooked briyani too!!

My phone ringed, and this time not in dream!!
It was my project manager!

Me: Tell me sir
PM: Raja, wat happened to the materials? did u received it last night!
Me: Yes sir, we received rice!!
PM: Rice????????
Me: Oh sorry sir, i got confused, We received 6 inch pipes and ducts.
PM: Thats good raja, start installing it today!
Me: Yeah ok sir, sure!!

Happy Bday to my BLOG:)

Ahhhhh, n now its been exactly one year since I started writing in my blog.
Its a great feeling actually, I neva thot like I would come up with these much of posts with all kinda mixed emotions!!

The main reason for me to create this blog was to keep my old memories Fresh and somewat I got succedded too:) Even today wen i read my previous posts, the feel which am gettin is something cant be expressed in words!!

I thank you all for yar comments!! Am sure without yar support, i wouldn't have continued this!! Thanks alot!

N at this time, i wanna tell you all just one thing! Start writing the funny things or the unforgettable things that happened in yar life! Share it to all, read it after somedays n just chek how ya feel:)

N yea, its the time to wish ma blog a HAPPY BDAY:)

VALLAVAN - First Day First Show!!

Yesterday, I was talkin with Razvi about the experiences in movie theatres during first day first show!! Ha ha, even though if we book tickets a week before n watch the movie in satyam cinemas, nothing can beat the feel which we get watching it in a theatres at B n C centers!! Its something awesome n thrilling!!

Many of u knw that am one movie freak, i wont miss even a mokka movie, will watch it first day first show! There aren't any booking facility in our area, n yea, we gotto stand in the que(Crowd), to get the tickets n rely its a talent to get the tickets like that!!

Wen I mention about buying a ticket, immediately I remember the movie VALLAVAN! Starring Simbhu n superhot Nayan!

It was during a festive day, i dont rely remember whether its diwali or pongal or tamilnewyear!! But we guys planned to watch vallavan First day, as the expectations for the movie were sky high!!

It was morning 9 o clock i woke up with my mom's scolding n just in a matter of 30 mins, i got ready n had breakfast!

Mom: Wer are u going?
Me: Movie!
Mom: Enna padam da?
Me: Therila, yet to decide, n we guys need some time to decide, so i need to go now!
Mom: Appadi ennada ungalukku elaa padathayum first day paakanum-nu!!
Me: Athula thaan oru thrill irruku...ungalukku athellam puriyaathu!!
Mom: White tshirt vera potutu pora, azhuku aaidum da, change it!
Me: Athellam onnum aagathu, am starting, tata!!
Mom: Eppadiyaavathu poi thola..
Me: Thank you:)

The next 10th min, i reached sathish's home, n we both called all guys and atlast,we started. Some 10 guys went to theatre!
It was 10.15am wen we reach the theatre, and to our surprise there was very less crowd! May be, the show starts at 11.30 n another 1 hour to go, n we guessed like the crowd may come, so we decided to send one of our guy to stand in the que for ticket!

Me: Dei mama, poi ticket edu da
Ranjith: Dei enna paatha unnaku paavama illaya? Nanne balli maathiri irukaen, they will squeeze me if i go da!
Me: Dei golti, nee poda
Sathi: Naan pogala da, ennaku kaal valikuthu!
Me: Chinna pasangala, evanum pogaatheenga. Naane poraen!

I went to the counter n to my suprise nobody was there! I am the first guy!

"Mama, first ticket namma thaan, we have to celebrate this, padam mudichitu, elaarum briyani saapudrom", i told sathi!
"Kaasu nee thariya??", Sathi replied.
"Briyani-ya?? athu eppadi da irrukum?? i heard like it wont be nice, ethuku da briyani elaam saaptutu, padam mudichitu, veetuku poi amma samayal saapudalaam" i told
"Appo mooditu ticket edu", he replied

As time passed, people started to come in large numbers and my friends who were standing around me, went away giving space to the people standing in the que.
"Machi, wait for me near the door, I'll come there after getting the tickets", I told Praveen Balaji
"Yeah machi, we'll be there", he replied n all of ma friends went.
Just a matter of 10 mins, there was heavy crowd in the counter, and i was not even able to see my friends standing near the door.
And there started the typical scene in all first day first shows, whistles, screamings, cut outs, crackers..the sounds teared my ears and i was not able to hear anything properly. Instead, even i started to shout.
"Little super starrrrrrrrrrrr, thalaivaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"intha loosu payyan elaam thalaivana?, uff enna panrathu, just for time pass", i thought!

And now, i feel like, people standing at the back started to push me and i got flushed on the grill at the ticket counter!
The grill will be like full of small squares with a "n" shape opening at the bottom to give the money n get the tickets. Knowing that the crowd is getting increased for every second, so i took the money outta my purse n took my hand inside the "n" opening. The next moment i felt something different, and wen i looked at ma hands, there were 2 other hands with money!!
"Tamilans Rocks big time", i thought!

Me: Excuse me, yen ippadi thalreenga, inga nikka mudila
Stranger 1: Naan enga pa thalraen, pinaadi elaarum thalraanga
Me: Ennavo, yen ippadi panraanga, athaan elaarkum ticket thara porangala
Stranger 2: Athaan, they are gonna give the tickets to all na, give way to me, i'll get the tickets first, then u buy it.

I donno who is that stranger 2, but i just heard the voice!!

Something Flashed in ma mind and immediately I took my mobile outside. As I expected there were 10 missed calls. My guys tried to call me, but in the mid of this heavy noise, i dint hear my phone ringing.
I called sathish!

Me: Ennada machi
Sathi: Dei..kekuthaaaaa?????
Me: Mama, solluda
Sathi: Dei kekuthaada???????
Me: Mama, onnume kekala da.....
sathi: Dei, fahad too had came. get two tickets extra da
Me: Mama, ennaku onnume kekala da..enna pottu nasukuraanga inga
Sathi: Rendu ticket da, get two tickets extra
Me: Enaaathu???? ticket ah??
Sathi: Dei P*********U, get two tickets da. totally 12 tickets we need
Me: Dei, ennada solra...ennaku onnume kekala

Sathish hanged the line!
And the moment arrived. The bell rang and a person with tickets came to the counter. The crowd started to shout in excitement!
"Voooooooooooooo, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy, thalaivaaaaaaaaaa", even i shouted!!
My whistle sounds were tearing the ears of the persons standing behind me, but who cares, i was keep on whistling!!
And now, the crowd started to push me like hell, and i was helpless! My face got flushed with the wall with my hands were inside the counter along with two other hands! And it was sweating like anything!! My tshirt, pant everything got wet!

"Ethana tickets??", I heard a voice inside the counter!
"Pathu tickets thalaiva", I replied
Someone took the money from my hand, but am not able to see anything as my face got flushed with the wall. It has to be the person issuing the tickets, I thot.
In cupla seconds, he gave the tickets.
"Thambi, kai edupa", he shouted.
Well, i tried to take my hands out, but it got strucked inside and i was not able to take it out.
"Thalaivaaaa, kai maatikichu thalaivaaa", i shouted!!
"Yooovv, kai edu ya" he shouted again
"Enaala eduka mudila thalaiva", i shouted

Me: Excuse me, konjam kai edunga, en kai ulla maatikuchu
Stranger: Iru pa, ticket vaangidraen
Me: Konjam light-ah move pannunga, i'll be able to take my hand out
Stranger: ok

And after a big struggle, I took my hand out n tried to come outta the crowd. But everybody started to push me back to the crowd again!

"Excuse me, konjam vali vidunga. Naan velila poganum", I told
But none listened to me
Some 5 mins passed, I bought the tickets, but I wasn't able to go out!!
"Mamaaaaaaaa, engada irruka???????", I raised my hands and shouted
Somehow my guys managed figure out n came to me.

"Dei, velila vaa da", Praveen shouted
"Mama, thalraanga da, vara mudila" i shouted back
"Seri nee tickets kodu, i'll ask the guys to reserve seats inside" he replied

I raised my hand to give him the tickets, but suddenly there were some 10 hands on the other side. So i stopped immediately.
"Dei, give me the tickets da", he shouted at me
"Dei mama, ithula yethu da unnoda kai???", i asked him.
"Inga paaru da, theriyutha, ithaan, seekaram kodu"

Somehow i managed to give the tickets to him
"Dei mama, pogaatha iru da, help me to come outta this bloody crowd", i screamed.
And this Praveen Balaji tried to come towards me, n got succeeded to. He caught my hand n tried to pull me out!
"Dei iru da iru da, my specs is coming out" i shouted
But he dint lisented to me, but instead he was pulling me as if my hands were a rope.
"Dei, en kanaadi kizha vizha poguthu da, kaiya vidu i need to adjust", i shouted again!
"Dei naaye, ennada panra", Praveen shouted and he was keep on pulling me!!
"Dei mama, en serupu da...dei, iru da, ennoda chappals kalandikuchu, dei dei...iru da", i was keep on shouting, .
"Seekarama thedu da", he shouted holding my hands!!
I was searching for ma slippers with my legs in the mid of the crowd, and after 5 mins i got my slippers back! But torned!!!

And and after some 10 mins of pullings and pushings i came out!!
My white tshirt was in Orange color with full of Iron rust particles, totally wet, My hair was looking like Amazon Forest, My slippers got torned!! BUt I dint care about anything!!

"Machiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii got the tickets!!!! Yaaaaaayyyyyyy", I shouted like hell!!
"Maamaammmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeee super da", ranjith replied
"Dei fahad, nee eppo da vantha?? got the tickets ah??", I asked him in a surprise
"Got the tickets ah??", dei naaye, sathi called u and asked to get two extra tickets na" he asked me
"oops, sathi called me da, but i dint hear anything properly", I replied
"Ada padupaavi payale, ippo ennada panrathu??", sathi asked me
"Onnum prechana illa, Elaarum Annan pecha kelunga", I told all!!

We all went to the theater entrance!
"Ethana peru??", the person asked me!!
"Pathu peru thalaivaa", Praveen replied!
"Seri ok ponga" he opened the door!!!

"Vooooooooooooooooooo", i started to shout n so did the others n we all started to run inside!! In cycle gap, 12 guys went inside and the person dint able to notice it as we were whistling n shouting!!!

Awesome fun we guys had inside the theatre!! But the movie was mokka!!

And after the movie, wen I returned home, my mom saw me, my tshirt, my slippers, my face....n then she started!!
"!!!!!!$$$$$$%^%%%%###@@@@@@@@*&*******^$%#$%$##$%$#%$%$"
UFFFFFF, ATHU ORU PERIYA KATHAI!!!!