Happy Bday Sweetheart:)

In every guys life, there will be gal holding a special place apart from his family!! I guess there will be very few to oppose ma statement!!
Even i got a pretty spl gurl in ma life!! Infact she is the one who made me to realize wats life is all about, ma responsbilities, everything...n yea, she is ma gal!

It all happened wen i was in ma eleventh grade, i met a kutti chotta gal.
Love at first sight?? na na!
love in a month after meeting?? not at all!
Got impressed with each other n felt in love??, again a big NO!
Then how??..
"PYAAR DHOSTHI HAI"("Love is friendship"), i donno how many of u knw this dialog from the movie kuch kuch hota hai, and it proved pretty much true in ma life!!
I still find no reason wat had made me to fell in love with her n tat makes her even more special!

N yea, its her Bday today! N i thank some spl ppl on this occasion without whom i wouldn't have got her in ma life!!

Its something related to THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT and CHAOS THEORY!
First of all i got low marks in ma 10th board examz, so i dint get admit in a skool where i applied, so i was forced to check for some other skool!

Then Fahad machan! The ultmiate! Just becoz he studied in a skool, ma dad asked me to apply for the same skool!!

Nirmala miss, who asked me a easy question like how to prepare chapathi in the interview for admission!

Vivek @ Bada!! Just coz of his brother n my gal's cousin brother are classmates, they both got a chance to talk, n just becoz vivek and me choose Computer science grp in ma higher sceondary, i got a chance to talk to vivek, and thro vivek i got a chance to talk to her!(Confusing??,well tats was choas theory is all about!!)

Sowmiya, just becoz she sat next to me, i got chance to know more about ma gal, as she n sowmiya are close frnds!

Sathish, just becoz he pinged her in compass, she went to nirmala miss to complaint, n thats the first time i loved her character!!

Aishwaryarai, just becoz she was in love with salman khan at that time, i dropped her from ma heart, n kept it vacant, n ma gal got a chance to fill it!

Now stop here! For wat am tellin all these butterfly effects n choas theories?? oh yea, to thank ppl!! So here i go, these are the ppls thro whom i gotto know bout ma gal more, n am rely thankfull to all!!

well, i guess many of u wonders like, ma post is no way related to the topic!! Enna panrathu, mokka podaama, i feel its difficult to post something!! he he

Happy Bday Sweetheart!
"I've neva felt like missing you, Coz i always feel like you're enclosed in ma palm!, n wenever i feel like seeing you, I'll see ma palm!!, I will see you", even now am hearin those wonderful words from you! Love u!

This is ma mokka Bday wishes for u!!

The Knock off Shopping!

Gold chain??, na na...its pretty difficult to send it thro cargo!
Watch?? oops, i already got it for her!
Enna thaan vaangarathu...
Confused??, yeah its ma gal's bday on april 9th, n i decided to get her something special, but i donno wat to get lemme admit, intha maathiri vishayathula ellam naan konjam weak

"Ava kitta namakku enna vekkam, lemme ask her itself", i thought.
I called her.

ME: Hey, lemme ask you something
She: What?
Me: Wat u want for yar Bday?, ennaku enna vaangarathunu therila
She: Neeyallam ethuku da uyiroda irruka?, enna vaagarathu-nu enkittaye vanthu kekara paathiya
ME: Its all in the game, nee sollu..wat you want?
She: Get whatever you like!
Me: Intha dialog ellam enkitta venaam, tell me something.
She: Ippadi takkunu fone panni ketta, naan ennada solvaen!
ME: Seri Yosichu sollu
She: Hmmmm
ME: Enna Hmmm??
She: Seri, get me a saree
ME: Saree ah..done!! I'll get u!
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We spoke for sometime.

"Enna venum-nu ketta, ava saree venum-nu sollita, but unnaku saree vaanga theriyuma?", i asked myself!! Yeah, the maximum time i had spent to get me a pant is 2 minutes, etho kaila kedaikaratha select panra type naan!! How am gonna get a saree..rely a tuff job!!

Some two days passed, n i spoke to ma sis, subhashini.
"Naan onnu kepaen..sirika koodathu", i told her
"Ennada, sollu..", she replied
"Saree eppadi vaanganum??", i asked her
And just under a minute wen i asked her not to laugh, she started to laugh out louder
"Sirikaatha di, ketta kelvi-ku pathil sollu", I told her
"Dei anna, ethuku da ippo unnaku ithellam, therinchi enna panna pora?", she asked
"***** asked me to get her one for her Bday, so yea", i told her
"Wow, thats great, kalaku", she replied
"kalakarathu ellam appuram paathukalam, first you tell me how to get a saree", i asked her again
"Ithula ennada anna irruku, kadaiko po, paaru, nalla iruntha eduthudu, simple", she replied.
"hmmm, lemme try", i told her

As i dont have much knowledge about where sarees will be available in jeddah, i asked ma roomie
"Who knows??", he just replied in two words
Intha maathiri vishayathukellam, irukave irukaar namma ameen. I called him n he suggested me some two shops.
I went there.

"Welcome to city center sir, wat would you like to purchase?", varaverpu ellam balama irunthuchu, n this is the first time am seeing a arabian guy speaking english! ha ha, funny isn't, but tats true, these ppls even donno "yes, no" type of english!!
"I would like to see some sarees", i replied
"Well, u can find the collections on third floor sir", he replied!
"Thanks boss", i went to third floor.

Just a matter of second i came outta lift, i got a call. It was Akka:)
Akka: Ennada panra??
Me: I came out ka, for shopping
Akka: Shopping ah??, ennada thideernu?
Me: ***** asked me to get a saree for her bday ka, athaan vaangalaam-nu vanthaen
Akka: Ada paavi naaye, en bday-ku ethavathu vaangi koduthiya nee??
Me: He he he
Akka: Ennada naaye ilipu, ooruku vaada, unna polakuraen
Me: Ennaka ippadi solra, naama ellam enna appadiya pazhagi irukom??
Akka: Poda panni
Me: Thanks thanks
Akka: seri seri, u continue, will call u tom, seekrama vaangitu, veetuku po
Me: Yeah ok ka, byeee
Akka: Byee

"Vannga sir, neenga tamil ah?", wow i was suprised hearing it.
I turned back, there was a shop keeper(Lemme cut short as SHPKP from now onwards) standing!
"yea, naan tamil thaan, vellore, neenga enga??", i asked him
"Naan kerala sir, saudi vanthu 10 yrs aachu", he replied
"Wow, tats great, naan inga vanthu 5 months thaan aaguthu", i said
n after some 10mins of all kinda formal conversation, I asked him to show me some sarees
"kandipa sir, i'll show u", he replied

"Enna maathiri sarees venum ungalukku?", he asked me
"Ithu ennada puthu kathaiya irruku?, enna maathiri-nu kekuraanga, neraya types irruko??", i asked myself
"Elaa maathiriyum kaatunga", i replied!
The way he looked at me after hearing ma reply, it clearly showed tat he understood that this is the first time am buying a saree!

Some 15 mins, I would've seen some 100 odd sarees, but ennaku onnume pidikala
"Sir, itha paarunga, nalla irukum", he showed me a saree
To be frank, it was nice, but the cloth was kinda liked crushed!
"ithu enna ippadi kasangi irruku??, vera piece illaya??", i asked him
He laughed at me, "Sir, ithu CRUSH material, appadi thaan irukum", he told
"oh oh, intha maathiri ellam kooda iruka?", i thought!

"Intha maathiri material ellam ava poduvaala??", i thot again.
"Sir, aalu konjam lean-ah irupaanga, so saree konjam Buff-nu iruntha nalla irrukum", i told
"Athu enna sir buff??", he asked me
"Buff na, eppadi solrathu, paakarathuku oru maathiri, well, konjam gunda theriyanum..something like tat", i tried ma level best to explain him the meaning of buff!
"sir, neenga ivlo kashta padrathuku unga wife-a kooda kootitu vanthurukalaam!", he told!

"Wife??", ha ha, i was happy to hear tat, ang also got pissed of hearin tat!

Why i felt happy???
Well, ofcourse its gonna happen somewhere in the near future, n this guy addressed her as ma wife! Some butterflies went merigo round inside ma stomach!! he he he

Why i got pissed off??
"Am just 23 yrs, enna paatha kalaayanam panna payyan maathiriya theriyuthu, oru vela ilamai poiducha??", eppadi ellam nianaiku vendiyatha irruku!!

"Illa sir, she is not ma wife, we are gonna get married soon", i told him
"Insha Allah", he replied
Am not much religious, but still the moment he told that word, i felt like God is great!!

"sir, look at this saree, this is kinda spl, but konjam costly", he told
"Money doesn't matter, neenga kaatunga paakalam", i replied
He showed an awesome saree. It was damn good,
"sir, but ithuku blouse thaniya vaanganum", he told
"Ithuku thaniya vaanganum-na, mathathuku ellam koodave varuma??", i asked him
He laughed again, "yeah, saree kooda attach panni irupaanga, we gotto stich it", he explained me!
"cha, maanam poguthe", i thought!
"oh i c, cool..seri where i'll get that?", i asked him
"I'll show u, come with me", he took me to another place

He tried, tried, tried..almost for 15 mins, but nothin matched with that saree colour.
"hard luck sir, kidaikala", he told
"Velila engayaavathu kidaikuma?", i asked him
"I dont think so, coz in saudi, ppl wont wear saree much n so there aren't much shops available here!" he replied!
"huh, appo freeya vidunga, show me some other sarees", i told him

It continued for hours, but i dint like anything!
"Look at this one sir, nice colour, it'll be good", he told me
I rem once ma mom, while buying a saree, she kept the saree under lights n checked the colour!!
N i too did the same. The shpkp was wondering like wat i was doing!!
"Sir, neenga enga vachi paathalum orae color thaan theriyum", he told me
"illa sir, oorla i had seen many checkin out the sarees like this, may be something is there, athaan paakuraen", i replied

He dint reply anything, but instead he looked at me!
"Dei venna kelapa, unna ellam yaaru da saree vaanga anupchu vachathu, rendu mani nerama saree paakura, onnu kooda vaangala, ithula 1008 doubts vera unnaku", guess he would've told this inside!!
"Dei, raja..ithuku mela inga iruntha unnaku nallathuku illa, kelambite iru", i told myself."

"Hello, sollunga na, eppadi irukeenga", got a call in ma mobile n i started to talk.
"hello, kekutha, anna..can u hear me??", the signal was too weak there.
"Just hold on the line, i'll go out", i told
"sir, oru nimisham, seriya kekala, velila poi pesitu vanthudraen, konjam wait pannunga", i told the shpkp and went outside!!

uffffff, nobody knws except me that, none called me, n i was speaking to myself without anyone on the other side!!


ESCAPE!!

I came back to home n called ma gal.
Me: Hey, am rely sorry!
She: Why da?
Me: Sorry da, i dont knw to select sarees, i had spend almost some 3 hrs, but i was not able to select one!
She: He he, ennaku theriyum da unna pathi, seri seri, freeya vidu..get me watever u like!
Me: Am rely sorry.
She: Come on da, just chill!
Me: Gift enna gift..No gift will match ma love!! Thats the best ever gift!!
She: Intha dilaog-ku ellam korachal illa da unnaku!!
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To be frank, i rely felt kinda bad that am not able to get her what she had asked me, but as i told, nothing is better than ma love!!
Enna, naan solrathu correct thaana???

N yeah, here i go...
Happy Bday Sweetheart!!

A Night out with ma Mind Voice:)

"Sir, bored with this mess, let us go somewhere out for dinner", I told Ameen.
"yep da, ennakum konjam kadupa thaan irruku, saw a turkey hotel last night, let us try something there", he replied
Ten minutes from then, myself n ameen along with ma colleagues, were tasting all kinda turkey dishes...Madhughood, kappa, labaan....It was like something we call Heavenly:)

It was a thurday night, n yea its a weekend in saudi.
"Engayaavathu velila polaam", i told Ameen
"Well, i'll take you to a place were u can see heaven on earth", he replied.
ha ha, i got excited the next moment he told that to me.
"Enga enga??", i dont have patience to wait.
"Vanthu paaru",he replied n started to drive.
some 45 mins gone, i've no clue about where he is taking me. And finally he stopped at a place
"RED SEA MALL", there was a big board.
"Inga enna matter irruku?", i asked him
"Vaada ulla polaam, en avasara padra", he replied me n searched for a place to park his car.
It was 8.30pm, n the moment we stepped inside the mall, i found out the reason why he mentioned this place as heaven.

God, there were hell lotta beautiful gals, without purdha! wow, this is wat i was expecting from the day i landed in jeddah:)
"vaaya polakaatha da, this is nothing, come inside", he told me

"Dei naaye, control control", i heard a mindvoice, n yea, enakulla thoongitu irunthavan elunthutaan:)
Let me call him as Raja from now onwards
N from then, i left ameen n started talkin to raja:)

"Intha oorla ponnunga kitta silmisham panna, enna nadakum-nu unnaku theriyum, so konjam adaki vaasi", Raja warned me
"poda poda paathukalam", i told him n went inside
I cant believe ma eyes, "engengu kaaninum pengalada"
"Cha, ithana naala intha idathuku varaama waste pannitene", i told raja
"Vidu da, athaan ippo vanthutala, nalla enjoy panniko, but stay within ur limits", raja was keep on warning me

There were two ways, n i was confused like wer to go
"Entha pakkam da polaam?", i asked raja
"first go left", he advised me.
"Nee ennada enna left-la poga solrathu, i'll go right", n started to walk towards right!
"mavane unnaku innaiku sangu thaanda", raja told
"Poda venna, ennathaan nadakathu, oru kai paathudalaam", i replied him

There were lots of gals, yaara paakarathunu oru confusion.
"Dei ithellam oru polapa unnaku??", Raja yelled at me
"Vaazhkai Vaazvatharke", i replied him

I saw a coffee pub n started walking towards ter, and inbetween I heard some mobile ringing. I looked around, there was a group of gals laughing.
"Telephone mani pol siripaval ivala??", i remember the song.
"Dei poruki naaye, its yar mobile ringing, call attend pannu da mothala", again Mr.Raja, Ma mind voice!!
"oops, i thot like those gals were laughin", i replied

It was ameen who called me,
"Enna matter sir?", i asked him
"dei, engada pona??", he shouted
"Naan inga thaan irukaen, u dont worry, u call me wen u leave, i'll come to the gate, am busy...dont disturb me", i told him in a strech!
"Ithellam over da", he replied
"Athellam ennaku theriyum, neenga fone-a vainga..byee", i hanged the line!

"Dei paavi manusha, unnaiyum oru manushana mathichi, he took u here, nee panrathu konjam over da", again ma mindvoice
"over thaan, but its all in the game da maame", i replied

I saw the display board which was kept outside of coffee pub.
"Cappuchino - 50riyals"
I did some calculations in air, Oh my god, 50 riyalssss
"Dei, 50 riyals koduthu nee coffee kudikanuma, yosiiiii, yosiii, yosi", i heard a echo from ma mind voice
"cha cha, these cappuchino coffee is waste, nalla irukaathu..uvaahhhh", i moved from there

"Dei machi, there was a gal standing near the pub, nee rate paathutu back adichatha, ava paathrupaalo???", Raja again
"oops, cha...naan yosikave illaye, oru vela paathuruntha asingama poirukume:(", ennada panrathu", i asked Raja
"Pub-ku thirumba poi, coffee kudikalama?", i asked him again
"Intha polapukku, nee thooku maatikitu saavalam da", Raja told.
"seri seri, ok freeya vidu..intha ponnu pona enna..inga ponnungalukka panjam", i consoled myself
"Yenda intha maanamketta polapu??", ma mindvoice asked me in the same tone like mounam pesiyathe surya!
I dint bother reply to him, but instead i was clicking all the gals in ma eye camera

"Habhibhi(it means something like, ma beloved, darling..)", a gal called me.
I cant believe ma eyes, an angel calling me Habhihi! Ayyyooooo, i felt like flying!
I responded with a smile.
"Habhibhi", she called me again.
Again i responded with a smile again.
But she dint stop, she was keep on callin Habhibhi, n her voice tone was increasing for every Habhihi!
I got lil doubt n turned back!
Oops, she was callin her husbhand n not me:(

"He he he, thevaya unnaku intha bulb?? Unnake konjam over-ah theriyala, ava poi unna habhihi-nu koopudraala?, he he", ma mindvoice laughed at me
"sardhaan poda, ithellam oru matter-ah..Naan itha vida periya periya bulb ellam vaangi irukaen da, ithellam ennaku saatharanam", i replied without any vekkam
"Ethuvum solrathuku illa da", Mindvoice replied!

Time ponathe theriyala, almost 5 hours, it was 1.45am, i heard a mobile ringing, again i looked around to check whether any gals laughing. But none was there.
"dei, mobile-a edu da", mindvoice shouted again!
Its ameen again.
"Dai, am feelin sleepy, lets go back, am waiting in the gate, come soon", he dint even bother to hear ma reply n dropped the call.
"Seri ok, ivlo neram ponnungala paathaachu, its enough for today. Hereafter every weeken inga varanum", i told myself.
"Atha appurama paathukalam, mothalla nee kelambu da", damn ma mindvoice again.

I started to walk towards the gate, n accidentally i clashed with a lady!!
"MINNAL ORU KODI ENTHAN UYIR THEDI VANTHATHEEEEEEEE", my mindvoice started singing for me!!
By this time, i dint see her face.
"Dei, unakaaga naan kashta pattu song elaam paadraen, appadiye nee avala thirumbi paaru, i'll continue singing", ma mindvoice told
"First nee paadu da, then i'll turn back, appo thaan it'll be romantic", i suggested him
He continued...
"LATHACHAM PALA LATCHAM POOKAL ONRAAGA POOTHATHEEEEE"...
i turned back
There was a big old lady standing:(
"Sorry", she said
"UN VAAAARTHAI THAEN VAARTHATHEEEEE", mindvoice continued.

"Dei naaye, moodra, oru old lady mela mothi irukaen, athu kooda theriyaama minnal oru kodi song kekutha unnaku", i shouted!
"he he he he, nee thaana mama sonna, unnaku intha maathiri bulb ellam puthusu illa", ma mindvoice laughed at me!

I got pissed offf
"PENGALE MAAYAI DA", i told myself n went out
Thats it, i dint hear anything from ma mindvoice again, guess he hanged himself after hearing ma last dialog!!

A brand new Life!

Well, First of all i wanna thank you all for your awesome comments for ma post "Bye Bye INDIA". To be frank i never thought that I'll get a response like that!!

Ma last two topics were kinda emotional..so yea, am back to ma own track now!!

Am a month old in Jeddah now, n life is cool here. Jeddah is awesome n i dint expect that.
Am staying in ma company villa n its rocking!! No probs at all.
But ma life style had changed completely.

So yea, lemme compare ma Indian life style with ma brand new Jeddah life style...

INDIA
Mom: Dei its already 10.30, wake up soon da.
Me : Just 10.30 Maa, i'll sleep for another hour. Dont disturb
JEDDAH
Ma Mobile alarm : Dei venna, its already 5am, wake up soon.
Me : Oh no, 5 huh:( late aaiducheeee....God, Bathroom freeya irukanum!!

INDIA
Me : Maa, where is ma coffee
Mom : First go n brush your teeth da.
Me : I'll have coffee first, will brush ma teeth then
Mom : Unna thirutha mudiyaathu da
JEDDAH
Me : Anna, coffee irukka?
Cook : Inga coffee ellam kidayaathu pa, Tea thaan.

INDIA
Me : Mom, wats the breakfast today?
Mom : Upma
Me : Upma huh, i don want that, prepare dosai, orelse i wont eat.
JEDDAH
Me : Anna, wats the breakfast today?
Cook : Upma
Me : Upma huh, kooda sugar serthu pack pannunga.

INDIA
Me : Mom, i put ma jean for washing yesterday. Innuma wash pannala??
Mom: Nope
Me : Wats this ma, i need that pant. Seekarama wash panni kodunga.
JEDDAH
Roommate: Dei where are you going?
Me : It has been three days since i washed ma cloths. Athaan wash panna poitu irukaen.

INDIA
Friend: Dei, its time for Jumma Namaz da, come to mosque
Me : Ada poda, am not coming, Nee poitu vaa da
Friend: Dei, why are you like this?
Me : Poda poda, I got faith in ma heart. Thats enough.
JEDDAH
Friend: Enga machi pora?, innum konja neram chat pannitu po
Me : Illada, its time for Jumma Namaz, i need to go to mosque. Will be back in an hour. Stay in online da.

INDIA
Friend: Dei, its boring in home, shall we go out somewhere?
Me : Yeah mama, i'll be there in your home in another 10 mins.
JEDDAH
Friend: Dei its boring in home, come online da.
Me : Wait mama, i put ma cloths for washing, atha eduthu kaaya potutu vandhudraen. Appuram i need to clean ma room da.
Friend: Okie da, come soon but.
Me : Yeah da, but it'll take atleast 30 mins.

INDIA
Me : Mama, puthu padam release aairuku da, eppo polaam?
Friend: Your wish da, how bout today??
Me : Yeah sure da, we'll watch it today.
JEDDAH
Me : Machi, sema boring in room da, is there any new movie released in our place? I'll go to market next week, i'll try to get the DVD.

INDIA
Friend: Dei, it has been a day since we both met. so yea, come to ma home
JEDDAH
Friend: Dei, it has been a week since we met, come in WEBCAM da.

INDIA
Me : Dei, i saw a shoe da, it was awesome. 3000buks. Vaangitaen
Friend: Y are you wasting the money da?
Me : Namma daddy Kaasu da. Its all for us only. so yea, we should not think while spending dad's money.
JEDDAH
Me : Wow, this shoe is awesome. How much??
Shop Keeper: 100riyals(1400 idian Ruppees)
Me : Cha, this shoe is not nice!!( We knw the value of money onli wen we earn it)

EPPADI IRUNTHA NAAN IPPADI AAITAEN

Ha ha, though everything is new for me, am loving it!! An awesome experience!!
A Brand New Life!!