I neva thot like i should write this in ma blog, but just when i was explaining it to ma sis, i just felt like, i should write it!! N yea, am here with ma new post!!
It happened during ma first yr of coll, after completing the second sem examz, all ma skool guys had planned to go somewhere out for a day!!
Enga oorla, oru naal full-ah spend panra maathiri enna idam irruku??
"Morning oru movie, afternoon oru movie, evening oru movie, Eppadi da machi en idea?", one fella told!
"Poda P*******u, idea kodukuraanaam idea!!", another fella yelled!
And after sometime we decided to go to GREEN THUNDER THEME PARK(well, the so called theme park!)
The next day morning, we all were ready, and as i dint have bike at that time, sathi came to ma home to pick me up, n we started n reached the place by 9.30!
"Dei, lockers-ku, we gotto pay Rs.100 deposit da.., 25 eduthutu remaining 75, key return pannum pothu tharuvaangalaam" santosh told me as if he discovered something great!
"Avlo kaasu koduthu lockers vaanganum-nu avasiyam illa, irukarathu oru pant, oru tshirt, ithuku lockers oru keda??", Sathi replied!
We guys were waiting for remaining guys to join us, but asusual, those guys made it pretty late.
Waiting for them, santosh lost his patience, and called me.
"Dei bhai, come, lets get in...avanga porumaiya varatum" he told.
And even i was kinda eager to go for some water rides, i joined him, we both went for a ride!!
"Look at there, tat ride will be an awesome fun, we'll go there!
"dei, u go first", i tols Santosh.
"yeah machi, i'll", he told and went immediately.
After some 5 mins, i got ready to gor for the ride, n yea, i started too!!
Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!! Ssssssssssspppppppppppplllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!
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Thats it!
"Wen i woke up, i was in a hospital. Ma dad, uncle and aunt was sittin next to me! I looked around, its not exactly an hospital, its something like, Scan center!
"NAAN ENGA IRUKAEN", he he, to be frank, i thot of askin this onli, to give some cinema effect!
"Hmmm, so he is ok now, lets go home", ma uncle told ma dad.
I looked around again, this time i was searching for ma mom n sis! But they both were not there!!
We started, and for the next 10 mins i dint talk anything!
I had no clue bout wat had happened and i tried to remember, but all in vain.
"Oru vela mela irunthu kizha vizunthutu irupeno??"
"Vizunthiruntha adi patrukume, but am fine na, so no chance for tat"
"Oru vela pallu ethavathu odanchitu irukumo??" with ma tongue, i checked ma teeth. But ma teeths were perfect! Sema strong. Thanks to COlgate!
"Then wat happened??", i asked myself.
"Unlce, wat happened to me?", i asked
"Nothing", ma dad replied!
"Well, i asked ma uncle, y ma dad is answering??, oru vela prechana uncle-ka??", i asked myself again!
"ada suma irunga, nothing-nu sonna, he'll confuse himself again..tats not good for him", aunt interrupted in between.
"U fell down and got hit in yar head, the next moment u forgot everything and just now you're normal!", aunty told
"ha ha, ivlo vishayam nadanthurukaaaaaa", i thot!
After some 40 mins, i reached home, and to my surprise sathish was waiting for me in ma home!
The next 10 mins, all happened, my mom cried, ma sis hugged me...ufff, they treated me like, as if am back from a byepass surgery!
I took sometime for me to settle down, but still i donno wat had happened!!
Myself and sathi went to my room n started talking.
"Machi, ennada aachu ennaku??" i asked him
I just asked him like wat happened, but he scolded me in all kinda bad words.
"P*******u naaye, engala elaam payathiyakaarana aakitiye da", he shouted again
"Dei, ippo enna aachunu solla poriya illaya?", i said
"Nee panna koothuku, unnaku history of happening, geography of the incidents elaam sollanuma??" he yelled at me
"Yeah, solli thaan aaganum", i replied him patiently!!
"solli tholayuraen, kelu...", he started...
The next 30 mins, i laughed like hell, ha ha, tat was kinda serious, but damn funny!
Appadi enna thaan aachu?????
Lets rewind...
Ding dong(Flash Back effect)
After some 5 mins, i got ready to gor for the ride, n yea, i started too!!
Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!! Ssssssssssspppppppppppplllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!
"Dei naaye, inga oru payyan ninutu irukaan-nu theriyala unnaku?? appadiye vanthu mothuriye?? Nalla vela antha payyanukku onnum aagala", San told.
Some of ma frnds went and cheked that guy, thank god, he dint got any injury!
"Oops, machi ur bleeding. Your lips got injured" Sathi told
I dint reply
"Dei, nee konja neram anga poi ukaaru, rest edu, dont come now", San told
I dint reply
I went and sat at the corner of the swimming pool.
After some 10 mins, i called sathish.
"Solda machi, bleeding ninuducha??, it got swollen da", he said
"Mama, athellam vidu da, ippo thaan ennaku thonuthu, naan varum pothu veetla sollitu vanthena??", i asked him
"Dei naaye, ennada olarra?, naan thaanada unna veetuku vanthu kootitu ponaen, appuram enna??"
"Mama, athellam vidu da, ippo thaan ennaku thonuthu, naan varum pothu veetla sollitu vanthena??", i asked him again!!
"Dei loosu, comedy panaatha da", sathi replied
"Dei mama, Naan varum pothu veetla sollitu varala da, enna theduvaanga veetla ippo", I said!
"Dei ennada, ennenamo solra??, Nee sollitu thaan da vantha, ur mom too was standing outside wen we both started", sathi replied
"Are u sure da??" i asked him
"Sure da machi, nee konja neram amaithiya ukaaru da" Sathi got lil afraid n told me in a kinda low tone
"Machi, innoru matter da", i asked him again
"Ennada?, he replied
"Dei, namakku semester exams elaam mudinchiducha??", i asked him
"Dei venna, athellam mudinchuduchu da, nee thayavu senchu ethaiyum yosikaama, konjam neram rest edu", he replied
"oh, appo results vanthuducha da?", i asked him again
"Dei, nethu thaan da exam mudinchuthu, ennada aachu unnaku??", he asked me
"illa da, elaam maranathu poita maathiriye irruku", i replied
"Athellam onnum illa da, nee idichikittala, athaanala you're feeling like that, you take rest da.
"Mama, un peru sathish thaana??" I asked him
Ivlo neram amaithiya iruntha sathish, the moment wen i asked like tat, got tensed.
He called all the guys.
"Dei, ivan ennenamo solraan da, Un peru sathish-ah?, namakku results vanthuduchaan-nu elaam kekuraan da, ennaku bayama irruku", he told to ma guys!
"Dei, he is playing da", ranjith replied
"Un peru ranjith thaana, un phone number 98949***** thaana??", i asked
"Athaan elaam correct-ah solriye da, appuram enna, tension aagaama iru", Ranjith replied
"illa da, i feel like i forgot everything, ennaku ethuvume gnyabagam illa", i replied
"athellam onnum illa mama, please be qiute, ethuvum pesaatha konja nerathuku, amaithiya poi ukaaru", he told
"Un peru ranjith thaana, un phone number 98949***** thaana??", i started again
"Mama, ennada aachu unnaku?", ranjith asked
"Un peru ranjith thaana, un phone number 98949***** thaana??", again i asked the same
Ranjith dint talk this time
"Dei something is wrong, better we call his dad da", San told to other guys
"wait da, if his dad knows this, he'll get tensed, let us try something first, then we'll inform him", sathi replied
"En peru Raja thaana? naan abdul hakeem-la thaana padikiraen??, Mechanical Dept thaana?, naama elaam orae skool-la thaana padichom??", I was keep on blaberring.
"Inga paaru da, ivlo neram nammala thaan yaaru-nu ketutu irunthaan, ippo ennada-na, avanaye avan yaarunu kekuraan?" Ranjith said.
"Dei venna kelapa, intha nerathula kooda unnaku comedy kekutha?" Praveen shouted at ranjith!
"En peru Raja thaana? naan abdul hakeem-la thaana padikiraen??, Mechanical Dept thaana?, naama elaam orae skool-la thaana padichom??", i started again
"Yes da, nee sonnathu elaam correct thaan, unnaku elaam gnyabagam irruku da", san told me
"En peru Raja thaana? naan abdul hakeem-la thaana padikiraen??, Mechanical Dept thaana?, naama elaam orae skool-la thaana padichom??", i asked again
"Dei, you're confusing yourself, konjam neram paduthu thoongu da", praveen told me
"En peru Raja thaana? naan abdul hakeem-la thaana padikiraen??, Mechanical Dept thaana?, naama elaam orae skool-la thaana padichom??"
"En peru Raja thaana? naan abdul hakeem-la thaana padikiraen??, Mechanical Dept thaana?, naama elaam orae skool-la thaana padichom??"
"En peru Raja thaana? naan abdul hakeem-la thaana padikiraen??, Mechanical Dept thaana?, naama elaam orae skool-la thaana padichom??"
"En peru Raja thaana? naan abdul hakeem-la thaana padikiraen??, Mechanical Dept thaana?, naama elaam orae skool-la thaana padichom??"
Guess, i would've asked the same for 50 times, and atlast i started to cry out louder.
"Ennaku elaame maranthu pochu, ethuvum gnyabagam illa", i cried like hell
Knowing tat the matter is getting serious, sathish called ma dad
Dad: Sollu sathish, enna vishayam, enga irukeenga elaarum?
Sathish: Uncle, veetla iruntha, konjam velila vanthu pesunga
Dad: Yeah sollu pa, enna aachu
Sathish: Onnum illa uncle, raja kizha vizunthutaan, thalaila light-ah adi patuduchu, ippo thideernu elaam maranthu pochu-nu solli azhuvuraan, neenga konjam vareengala?
Dad: Ennada solra?? wat happened??
Sathish: Onnum illa uncle, neenga bayapadaatheenga, he is alright, neenga inga vaanga
The next moment, dad called ma uncle as his clinic is very near to the theme park, and without telling ma mom and sis anything bout wat happened, ma dad started.
Before ma dad reach there, ma uncle came!
'Unnnnccccccllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeee, am not able to remember anything, feel like i forgot all", i cried!!
"Dei, ivana paaruda, elaam maranthu pochunu solraan, but uncle-nu correct-ah kandupidichitaan, engeyo idikuthee", ranjith told!
"Mooditu konja neram amaithiya iru, joke adikaatha", praveen replied.
"Illa mama, athavathu naan enna solla varaen-na....", ranjith started
"Dei, SHUT", praveen Shouted.
"DOne machi",Ranjith replied!
After sometime ma dad too came!
Daddddddyyyyyyyy, am not able to remember anything, feel like i forgot all", i cried!!
"Dei, marapadiyum paaruda, athe dialog, athe slang, but uncle-ah thookitu, daddy-nu maathitaan, ennada comedy panraan??", ranjith started again
This time none listened to him. So obviously he had no other go other than to shut his mouth
Ma dad n uncle, took me to Hospital!!
While going, i notice tat the front mirror in the car was broken.
"Dad, wat happened to the mirror, how it got broken??", i asked him
"While driving, Some stone fell from a lorry yesterday, n it got broken" He replied.
"oh, ok", i said.
I kept quite for sometime. Then i started again.
"Dad, wat happened to the mirror, how it got broken??", i asked him again
He replied the same.
"Oh ok", i said.
"Dad, wat happened to the mirror, how it got broken"
After askin all nonsense repeatedly, i reached hospital, and they scanned my head!
My brain got moved a bit coz of the shock wen i got hit in ma head! and so yea, i did all those nonsense. They gave something to me, n made me to sleep. And
after some 5 hrs of sleeping without shaking ma head, i was back to normal, but forgot everythin happened on tat day!
"Ithu thaan machi nadanthathu!", sathi told!!
I was keep on laughing like hell!
"Machi, intha alavukku nadanthuducha, romba kashtam po. Irunthaalum sema comedy da!!", i started laughing again!
"Dei naaye, sirikaatha da, unna kattitu naanga patta avastha enagalukku thaan da theriyum!!" he scolded me!
"Its all in the game maame", i replied.
"Aana machi, i dint understand onething, am wondering about it" he told!
"Ennada?", i asked him
"U blabbered about everything this morning, about me, ranjith, ur dad, akka, mom, even bout urself, but u neva spoke or olarified a single word about ur gal da, eppadi??", he asked me!!
"Ha ha, brain kozhambi pona kooda naanga elaam ushaara irupom maame", i replied!!
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Short Term Memory Loss!
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Happy Bday Sweetheart:)
In every guys life, there will be gal holding a special place apart from his family!! I guess there will be very few to oppose ma statement!!
Even i got a pretty spl gurl in ma life!! Infact she is the one who made me to realize wats life is all about, ma responsbilities, everything...n yea, she is ma gal!
It all happened wen i was in ma eleventh grade, i met a kutti chotta gal.
Love at first sight?? na na!
love in a month after meeting?? not at all!
Got impressed with each other n felt in love??, again a big NO!
Then how??..
"PYAAR DHOSTHI HAI"("Love is friendship"), i donno how many of u knw this dialog from the movie kuch kuch hota hai, and it proved pretty much true in ma life!!
I still find no reason wat had made me to fell in love with her n tat makes her even more special!
N yea, its her Bday today! N i thank some spl ppl on this occasion without whom i wouldn't have got her in ma life!!
Its something related to THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT and CHAOS THEORY!
First of all i got low marks in ma 10th board examz, so i dint get admit in a skool where i applied, so i was forced to check for some other skool!
Then Fahad machan! The ultmiate! Just becoz he studied in a skool, ma dad asked me to apply for the same skool!!
Nirmala miss, who asked me a easy question like how to prepare chapathi in the interview for admission!
Vivek @ Bada!! Just coz of his brother n my gal's cousin brother are classmates, they both got a chance to talk, n just becoz vivek and me choose Computer science grp in ma higher sceondary, i got a chance to talk to vivek, and thro vivek i got a chance to talk to her!(Confusing??,well tats was choas theory is all about!!
Sowmiya, just becoz she sat next to me, i got chance to know more about ma gal, as she n sowmiya are close frnds!
Sathish, just becoz he pinged her in compass, she went to nirmala miss to complaint, n thats the first time i loved her character!!
Aishwaryarai, just becoz she was in love with salman khan at that time, i dropped her from ma heart, n kept it vacant, n ma gal got a chance to fill it!
Now stop here! For wat am tellin all these butterfly effects n choas theories?? oh yea, to thank ppl!! So here i go, these are the ppls thro whom i gotto know bout ma gal more, n am rely thankfull to all!!
well, i guess many of u wonders like, ma post is no way related to the topic!! Enna panrathu, mokka podaama, i feel its difficult to post something!! he he
Happy Bday Sweetheart!
"I've neva felt like missing you, Coz i always feel like you're enclosed in ma palm!, n wenever i feel like seeing you, I'll see ma palm!!, I will see you", even now am hearin those wonderful words from you! Love u!
This is ma mokka Bday wishes for u!!
Sunday, April 5, 2009
The Knock off Shopping!
Gold chain??, na na...its pretty difficult to send it thro cargo!
Watch?? oops, i already got it for her!
Enna thaan vaangarathu...
Confused??, yeah its ma gal's bday on april 9th, n i decided to get her something special, but i donno wat to get lemme admit, intha maathiri vishayathula ellam naan konjam weak
"Ava kitta namakku enna vekkam, lemme ask her itself", i thought.
I called her.
ME: Hey, lemme ask you something
She: What?
Me: Wat u want for yar Bday?, ennaku enna vaangarathunu therila
She: Neeyallam ethuku da uyiroda irruka?, enna vaagarathu-nu enkittaye vanthu kekara paathiya
ME: Its all in the game, nee sollu..wat you want?
She: Get whatever you like!
Me: Intha dialog ellam enkitta venaam, tell me something.
She: Ippadi takkunu fone panni ketta, naan ennada solvaen!
ME: Seri Yosichu sollu
She: Hmmmm
ME: Enna Hmmm??
She: Seri, get me a saree
ME: Saree ah..done!! I'll get u!
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We spoke for sometime.
"Enna venum-nu ketta, ava saree venum-nu sollita, but unnaku saree vaanga theriyuma?", i asked myself!
Some two days passed, n i spoke to ma sis, subhashini.
"Naan onnu kepaen..sirika koodathu", i told her
"Ennada, sollu..", she replied
"Saree eppadi vaanganum??", i asked her
And just under a minute wen i asked her not to laugh, she started to laugh out louder
"Sirikaatha di, ketta kelvi-ku pathil sollu", I told her
"Dei anna, ethuku da ippo unnaku ithellam, therinchi enna panna pora?", she asked
"***** asked me to get her one for her Bday, so yea", i told her
"Wow, thats great, kalaku", she replied
"kalakarathu ellam appuram paathukalam, first you tell me how to get a saree", i asked her again
"Ithula ennada anna irruku, kadaiko po, paaru, nalla iruntha eduthudu, simple", she replied.
"hmmm, lemme try", i told her
As i dont have much knowledge about where sarees will be available in jeddah, i asked ma roomie
"Who knows??", he just replied in two words
Intha maathiri vishayathukellam, irukave irukaar namma ameen. I called him n he suggested me some two shops.
I went there.
"Welcome to city center sir, wat would you like to purchase?", varaverpu ellam balama irunthuchu, n this is the first time am seeing a arabian guy speaking english! ha ha, funny isn't, but tats true, these ppls even donno "yes, no" type of english!!
"I would like to see some sarees", i replied
"Well, u can find the collections on third floor sir", he replied!
"Thanks boss", i went to third floor.
Just a matter of second i came outta lift, i got a call. It was Akka:)
Akka: Ennada panra??
Me: I came out ka, for shopping
Akka: Shopping ah??, ennada thideernu?
Me: ***** asked me to get a saree for her bday ka, athaan vaangalaam-nu vanthaen
Akka: Ada paavi naaye, en bday-ku ethavathu vaangi koduthiya nee??
Me: He he he
Akka: Ennada naaye ilipu, ooruku vaada, unna polakuraen
Me: Ennaka ippadi solra, naama ellam enna appadiya pazhagi irukom??
Akka: Poda panni
Me: Thanks thanks
Akka: seri seri, u continue, will call u tom, seekrama vaangitu, veetuku po
Me: Yeah ok ka, byeee
Akka: Byee
"Vannga sir, neenga tamil ah?", wow i was suprised hearing it.
I turned back, there was a shop keeper(Lemme cut short as SHPKP from now onwards) standing!
"yea, naan tamil thaan, vellore, neenga enga??", i asked him
"Naan kerala sir, saudi vanthu 10 yrs aachu", he replied
"Wow, tats great, naan inga vanthu 5 months thaan aaguthu", i said
n after some 10mins of all kinda formal conversation, I asked him to show me some sarees
"kandipa sir, i'll show u", he replied
"Enna maathiri sarees venum ungalukku?", he asked me
"Ithu ennada puthu kathaiya irruku?, enna maathiri-nu kekuraanga, neraya types irruko??", i asked myself
"Elaa maathiriyum kaatunga", i replied!
The way he looked at me after hearing ma reply, it clearly showed tat he understood that this is the first time am buying a saree!
Some 15 mins, I would've seen some 100 odd sarees, but ennaku onnume pidikala
"Sir, itha paarunga, nalla irukum", he showed me a saree
To be frank, it was nice, but the cloth was kinda liked crushed!
"ithu enna ippadi kasangi irruku??, vera piece illaya??", i asked him
He laughed at me, "Sir, ithu CRUSH material, appadi thaan irukum", he told
"oh oh, intha maathiri ellam kooda iruka?", i thought!
"Intha maathiri material ellam ava poduvaala??", i thot again.
"Sir, aalu konjam lean-ah irupaanga, so saree konjam Buff-nu iruntha nalla irrukum", i told
"Athu enna sir buff??", he asked me
"Buff na, eppadi solrathu, paakarathuku oru maathiri, well, konjam gunda theriyanum..something like tat", i tried ma level best to explain him the meaning of buff!
"sir, neenga ivlo kashta padrathuku unga wife-a kooda kootitu vanthurukalaam!", he told!
"Wife??", ha ha, i was happy to hear tat, ang also got pissed of hearin tat!
Why i felt happy???
Well, ofcourse its gonna happen somewhere in the near future, n this guy addressed her as ma wife! Some butterflies went merigo round inside ma stomach!! he he he
Why i got pissed off??
"Am just 23 yrs, enna paatha kalaayanam panna payyan maathiriya theriyuthu, oru vela ilamai poiducha??", eppadi ellam nianaiku vendiyatha irruku!!
"Illa sir, she is not ma wife, we are gonna get married soon", i told him
"Insha Allah", he replied
Am not much religious, but still the moment he told that word, i felt like God is great!!
"sir, look at this saree, this is kinda spl, but konjam costly", he told
"Money doesn't matter, neenga kaatunga paakalam", i replied
He showed an awesome saree. It was damn good,
"sir, but ithuku blouse thaniya vaanganum", he told
"Ithuku thaniya vaanganum-na, mathathuku ellam koodave varuma??", i asked him
He laughed again, "yeah, saree kooda attach panni irupaanga, we gotto stich it", he explained me!
"cha, maanam poguthe", i thought!
"oh i c, cool..seri where i'll get that?", i asked him
"I'll show u, come with me", he took me to another place
He tried, tried, tried..almost for 15 mins, but nothin matched with that saree colour.
"hard luck sir, kidaikala", he told
"Velila engayaavathu kidaikuma?", i asked him
"I dont think so, coz in saudi, ppl wont wear saree much n so there aren't much shops available here!" he replied!
"huh, appo freeya vidunga, show me some other sarees", i told him
It continued for hours, but i dint like anything!
"Look at this one sir, nice colour, it'll be good", he told me
I rem once ma mom, while buying a saree, she kept the saree under lights n checked the colour!!
N i too did the same
"Sir, neenga enga vachi paathalum orae color thaan theriyum", he told me
"illa sir, oorla i had seen many checkin out the sarees like this, may be something is there, athaan paakuraen", i replied
He dint reply anything, but instead he looked at me!
"Dei venna kelapa, unna ellam yaaru da saree vaanga anupchu vachathu, rendu mani nerama saree paakura, onnu kooda vaangala, ithula 1008 doubts vera unnaku", guess he would've told this inside!!
"Dei, raja..ithuku mela inga iruntha unnaku nallathuku illa, kelambite iru", i told myself."
"Hello, sollunga na, eppadi irukeenga", got a call in ma mobile n i started to talk.
"hello, kekutha, anna..can u hear me??", the signal was too weak there.
"Just hold on the line, i'll go out", i told
"sir, oru nimisham, seriya kekala, velila poi pesitu vanthudraen, konjam wait pannunga", i told the shpkp and went outside!!
uffffff, nobody knws except me that, none called me, n i was speaking to myself without anyone on the other side!!
ESCAPE!!
I came back to home n called ma gal.
Me: Hey, am rely sorry!
She: Why da?
Me: Sorry da, i dont knw to select sarees, i had spend almost some 3 hrs, but i was not able to select one!
She: He he, ennaku theriyum da unna pathi, seri seri, freeya vidu..get me watever u like!
Me: Am rely sorry.
She: Come on da, just chill!
Me: Gift enna gift..No gift will match ma love!! Thats the best ever gift!!
She: Intha dilaog-ku ellam korachal illa da unnaku!!
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To be frank, i rely felt kinda bad that am not able to get her what she had asked me, but as i told, nothing is better than ma love!! 
Enna, naan solrathu correct thaana???
N yeah, here i go...
Happy Bday Sweetheart!!
